Dicklash

When you go from flaccid to erect extremely quickly resulting in a sharp pain in the penis.

Dude I got turned on so quickly I got dicklash.

by Shermanator887 May 18, 2022

dickle

a dick pickle.

“hey joshua, wanna lickle on my dickle?”

by littledoggygirl June 3, 2022

Dickless Sex

To let out very loud monotone sex noises with clothes on and thrusting or spooning of the hips

Brittany went home very satisfied from our dickless sex.

by Thekittytamer June 11, 2022

Dicklet

A bracelet for the penis.

I could not find the clasp to release the gold dicklet from my penis.

by anonymous June 12, 2022

Dicklash

Accidentally clicking on a news report notification of a real-life tragedy shortly after busting a nut.

“Wow, I came for post-nut clarity but I left with dicklash. I just had to click on that Ukraine War article.”

by Kodmiinc July 7, 2022

dickesh

Dickesh the past tense of being a dick.

Example: He was being quite dickesh the last time we spoke.

by T-rex555 July 7, 2022

Dickelshlic

When your dick is very slimy and slippery

My Shlong is very Dickelshlic
- Joshua

by CaptainBread July 22, 2022