Dipper

A thief who steals by rifling the pockets of passersby on city streets; a pickpocket.

Before Raul turned to dealing, he tried to make a living on the block as a dipper. He washed out as a pickpocket but is livin' large and should remain top dog. For the time being. As long as he doesn't dip into his merchandise.

by Twathenge April 29, 2006

Deppermental

To be hyper-sensitive and behaviorally erratic when in the mood for a bit of Johnny Depp and unable to access any information or movies pertaining to him.

"Jasmine is deppermental today because she can't access JDA"

by JDA May 24, 2005

Dapper Dave

A guy who acts nice to a girl just for the sole goal of getting in her pants

Damn Mike sure was being a dapper dave to Emily

by SirStar March 2, 2011

despereal estate

(n.) property with negative equity in a declining real estate market

There is so much despereal estate in this neighborhood. Behind every 'for sale' sign is a mortgage debt greater than the value of the house itself.

by wellwell February 1, 2009

Desperititus

When your so desperate for friends or romance, ect. that you make up people and their imaginary lives to convince other's they really do have a life.

Friend: "My boyfriend just got a myspace!"
Friend's Friend: "Oh really, I'll go look at it. Hey - wait, he's only got two friends: you and Tom. I think you have a case of desperititus!"

by kaylaandfreakinjenna December 28, 2008

desperacity

when you run out of your favorite alcoohol and you drink whatever is left.

We ran out of Captain and Coke. In desperacity Tony drank Popov and Cactus Cooler.

by jihad1 January 8, 2012

Depprived

1. Not having enough Johnny Depp in a long period of time.

2. The feeling you get after hours you're not spending seeing Johnny Depp's face

"I'm going to stay home from school, I can't stand another day being Depprived."

by Mrs. Stench October 10, 2012