dad 

something that you never had, a dad.

person 1, Yo.. where's dad
person 2, what's a dad
person 1, oh a dad is that guy that went out to get us milk and never came back.
person 2,oh.........a dad.....

dad by ange69 April 16, 2022

Dad 

Something you don’t have

Your friend: Hi where is your dad

You: What’s that ?

Dad by Ihaveadad April 23, 2022

Dad 

Someone that you’ll never see. He is often getting milk. You probably won’t see him for an average of 6-9 years.

Your dad doesn’t exist.

Dad by Craven Morehead April 26, 2022

Dad 

Missing

He could be getting the milk and he could not, you wouldn't know .

Jimmy: "Did you hear about Bob's dad?"
John: "yeah, he's just getting the milk"
Jimmy: "but its been three years, John"

Dad by your dad who is getting milk April 26, 2022

Dad 

Something you will never have

Person 1: yo whats your dads name
Person 2: whats a dad

Dad by Emo goose 🖤⛓😭 April 30, 2022

Dad 

Something you don’t have

My dad left for the milk

Dad by P0nda May 1, 2022

dad 

A special species of human that goes to get the milk

whinny little bitch: hi dad
dad: im gonna go get some milk

dad by Poopysexydoody May 9, 2022