Cookie Dookie

A shit that lowkey be looking like a cookie, or could be a shit with small pieces of a cookie, (possibly whole or unchewed) in it

Person 1: How was your dump bro!
Person 2: Nice as hellllllll, it was a major cookie dookie!!!

by peepeepoopooman:) July 25, 2020

Dookie sheet

After participating in a sexual act with someone of the opposite sex, wait until he/she gets up to go to the bathroom. Very carefully fold the sheet from where he/she is laying and crap on the sheet. Take a spreading utensil and spread the dookie all over the sheet, and place it back how it was originally before he/she returns. They lift the sheet and get in, and pull the sheet of dookie over them.

"I got up after having sex with my husband last night, and when I returned and got in bed... he totally pulled a dookie sheet. He got me good."

"My Girlfriend and I had sex, and when I came back from the bathroom she dookie sheeted me. I got angry, then she reminded me that it was April fools day...and we've been married ever since!"

by A rich, rich man January 22, 2006

dookie plug

to fuck someone in the ass

steve likes to be glenn's dookie plug

by mo October 19, 2003

dookie

Any football helmet that has a facemask with a vertical bar right in between your eyes.

A: Did you hear what happened to John on equipment day?
B: Did he get shitty gear?
A: He got a dookie! hahahah

by imdoinme123 August 16, 2011

dookie booty

The ass of girls for the Bay Area, primarly the city of San Mateo. You can find many in places such as, CSM Cosmetology, in white Honda Civics, Ashley's house and in a vast variety of places in and around the city of San Mateo. Dookie booty can often reak of bad breath so travel prepared with gum.

Damn, look at that dookie booty cruzin by.

by Jeffy Weffy September 11, 2006

Dookie

a term used to describe the buttocks.

"Damn look at that Dookie booty." "Damn, she got dookie for days!"

by JrA June 22, 2005

dookie booty

The term given for a woman's ass when engaged in anal sex should that woman have excrement in her behind, only realized by her partner during that anal sex. Understandibly, causing his quick flight.

Awwwww hell no! That dirty bitch done had some dookie booty, son! I had to leave wit da quickness...neva ta returrrn.

by GQ Matty September 19, 2008