Dish-nut

Basically dish-nut is the sporting event of all sporting events. It is a little like the track and field maneuver "baton pass". It works a little like this: A group of guys divide themselves into 3 teams of 4 and bust a nut on the girl in their group. It works like a relay, the guys go one at a time and the group that all team members bust a nut on win, you bust a nut and dish the girl to your team member. This is the unheard of sport called Dish-nut

Eddie:It's all up to you Freddie! Maxy, and Zacky already busted on this bitch, so we're dishing her off to you.
Freddie:Alright, I won't let you down guys! I love Dish-nut!!

by D2K47 November 24, 2011

dish blesser

An automatic dishwasher appliance in a kitchen that doesn't actually clean the dishes, but we use it anyway. Apparently we think it blesses the dishes.

Have you unloaded the dish blesser yet?

by explanagraphics June 18, 2023

Dishing Teeth

To speak the truth; to say something incisive (artistically, politically, poetically) with conviction and clarity, often utilizing disarming humor.

RE: dishing teeth:

This street performance artist is dishing more teeth than anything I heard coming from the pulpit in my ten years in progressive church.

by garbagewitch August 11, 2024

Dish

twink lmao

did you see dish today? such a twink lmao

by twinkdestroyer69 November 22, 2021

piss dish

Alright you know how some people shit themselves and its called ass hash, well while reading that i came up with piss dish its when you piss yourself while being strapped on to a kitchen table and eating a plate of whatever the fuck you decided to eat.

"One day my friend called me and he said he got ass hashed i was like dude i just pissed dish my girl not to long ago." piss dish-straped onto a kitchen table eating whatever u decide to eat

by The maker of piss dish November 14, 2016

Deep dish

A sexual act when one has a leftover pizza pie, so chooses to roll it up and put it into someone's anal cavity

I had a delicious pizza the other night, but I couldn't finish it, so I chose to get saucy and

deep dish my friend Carmen.. toppings and all

by titzilla414 November 11, 2023

cheese and baked beans in a delicate dish of the gods

please see "cean"

Zeus: Hestia!

Hestia: Yes, my lord?

Zeus: I have a very special request. It consists of the creamy dairy and rounded crop of the mortals.

Hestia: No! You mean...

Zeus: Yes... CEAN.

The gods ate well that night, up in Mount Olympus.

Sometime in the future:

Mythologists: *reading ancient texts* YES! I've got it! 'tis cheese and baked beans in a delicate dish of the gods!

by ceanoay May 31, 2022