Dirt Warrior

One who talks or acts in a disgusting manner to the extent that it irks. Similar to Filth Wizard.

Manny - I was watching Dark Crystal last night. I would totally knob those skekses!

Minny - Ugh! You Dirt Warrior!!!

by Abercrombie and Felch February 28, 2009

dirt road hooker

A girl who wears scrubby clothes, and doesn't take care of herself, but manages to sleep with many guys.

Bob: "Who shows up to a party with no shoes, booty shorts, a scrubby tank top, and nappy ass hair?"

Rob: "A dirt road hooker"

Bob: "Ah, true"

by boomboombaby23 January 15, 2013

Dirt Road Accent

A deep Southern accent and lexicon that only can only be achieved by living on a dirt road.

"That dauwg'll hundt" said Randy Clay said with a dirt road accent.

by cream_dreamz February 22, 2013

dirt hermit

Equal to a pedophile or rapist. A lowlife, scumbag, fuckface, I hope you die, piece of shit motherfucker.

"I wouldn't give that piece of shit my used toilet paper. He's a fucking dirt hermit."

by Bob "Fucking" Martin February 8, 2015

dirt bath

Your dead and get buried

I'm 80 years old and I'm ready for my dirt bath

by The Queen of the Realm April 29, 2016

Dirt Rooster

One who wakes up his girlfriend, wife, (or boyfriend, if you dig that kinda thang)in the morning by ramming his cock in her/his ass and screaming "Cock-A-Doodle-Do Beeyotch!!"
Very effective Alarm Cock method! Unless the victim has an extremely loose anus, in which case they will continue sleeping like a baby...well, baby with a loose anus anyway.

Note: Repeated use may cause adverse reaction and a response of "Cockle-Doodle-Don't Beeyotch" and a bat over the head. For this, I take no responsibility, you Rooster the Dirt at your own risk!!!

I woke that lazy bitch up with the good old Dirt Rooster this Morning!!

by michaelas Wazowski February 6, 2021

Dirt biker

A dirt biker is a different breed of human. Complete bad ass hell raisin machine. If you define yourself as cool you best have a mullet and have a dirtbike.

Look at the hunk of a dirt biker. He must have a mint mullet!

by Dirtbikerboy tqr February 6, 2021