Cyrusing

To wear no underclothes.

James: oh gosh jack, look at that chick, she doesn't have any underpants!! I can even see her pussy under her skirt!!!

Jack: yeah, she's Cyrusing.

by freakishlyyours February 5, 2010

Carusowned

A combination of the word "owned" and "Caruso", referencing David Caruso who is the lead actor on TV show CSI Miami. To Carusown someone you speak part of a statement, put sunglasses on, then conclude the statement. This is followed by the 'YEEEAAAAAHHHHH!' that begins the CSI Miami opening credits.

"Well it appears that I"
*put on sunglasses*
"... have beaten you at go fish"
*YEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHH!*
"You just got carusowned."

by Scott Williamson Rockefeller January 3, 2009

Crush The Inbox

The act of answering support emails which have accumulated over the day and which have not yet been processed with a ticket.

The emails are piling up so can someone please crush the inbox?

by RunAs June 11, 2010

Reverse Crush Syndrome

when you find out that someone has a crush on you, and this knowledge leads to you liking them

Bob: Hey Rob, Cynthia likes you!

Rob: Oh well I didnt really like her before... but now...

Bob: Ooh you came down with a case of Reverse Crush Syndrome

by gurududeman July 7, 2010

toxic crush

someone you can't get your mind off of even though they treat you like absolute shit. someone who may seem like a decent friend to everyone else but decides to insult you on your few bad qualities.

Dude, I'm having a hard time dealing with my toxic crush, I can't resist being with them no matter how hard I try

Get away from her, Tyler you deserve better

by fluckie May 9, 2019

Instant crush

When you see someone and immediately fall in love with them not knowing anything about them

This girl named mina, she's my instant crush

by Some-fool November 3, 2020

Bone Crusher

Prison slang for a homemade shank designed to maximize blunt force trauma. Usually made from broken pieces of steel and plexiglass with a loop of thread attached to the handle so it can be secured to the wielder without being dropped. These shanks are regularly stored in the toilet so if the inflicted wound isn't lethal, the infection will be.

Aryan barbarian: Pass me that fucking bone crusher brother, that toad down the block has it coming.

by anonymous March 29, 2022