David Crosby

A random guy who played rhythm guitar for The Byrds who I love

Me: “I want David Crosby in my bed rn”

by TheRealCoicalPoseidon September 6, 2024

The crosbeian gift

In a gay orgy, someone fucks another man until their ass hole is gaped enough so that the penetrator shits into it.

The receiver then fucks someone else and does the same, gifting the shit onwards.
This is done to everybody until the shit ends up to its original ass hole

“We shared the crosbeian gift”

by Toktik6769 January 3, 2026

do the crouch

A new dance sweeping the nation in the UK all because one poncy football player got a little too carried away.

Background info can be found at www.dothecrouch.com

I've scored a hat-trick against Jamaica you know what, i think i'll do the crouch

by \_-_-_/ June 11, 2006

Drop a crouchley

The sexual act of farting semen back into someone's mouth after blowing your load into another man's asshole.

Guy 1: I blew so hard can you drop a crouchley
Guy2: no worries open wide.

by Crouch bomb July 29, 2018

conversation-continuing crouch

Refers to the humorous-looking but gentlemanly maneuver that you perform when you hafta pass between two people who are speaking with each other, but you still wanna maintain your momma's oft-admonished politeness-directive of "don't stand between two people when they're talking"; what you do as you approach the pair, therefore, is to hastily stoop down far below head-height and then speedily slitther your way through between the two conversers, so that they can continue talking and maintaining eye-contact "over your head". Again, employing the "triple-C" can indeed appear amusing to observers, but they will still be grateful to you for your showing them this extra measure of etiquette, especially if their conversation was rather tense/involved/emotional, they were in a hurry to finish speaking and be on their way, etc.

My local commercial-fishing buddies are fairly causal-minded and know me quite well, but I am sure they still appreciate my always practicing the conversation-continuing crouch whenever I hafta pass between them during a chat.

by QuacksO April 19, 2019

bowing tiger hidden crouch

When you decide to greet another person using the eastern bow instead of the western handshake. But since they're not worth putting strain on your back, you sneak in an ergonomically correct squat instead of a bow.

Person 1: Why are you squatting instead of shaking my hand?
Person 2: It's 2020 learn 2 bow. Handshakes and elbow bumps are a thing of the past.
Person 1: Looks more like a bowing tiger hidden crouch, but okay

by NYCDIESEL April 12, 2020

The Mason Crosby

A euphemism for the toilet, this phrase does not need to be Mason Crosby specifically, but rather any American football kicker.

Hey where’s the Mason Crosby?
Hang on a sec lads, I’ve gotta hit the Dan Bailey.

Damn burritos, I was in and out of the Justin Tucker all night last night.

by Amityville Whorer March 28, 2021