Maria Cristel

A very nice woman who stands out in everything she does. It is characterized by charisma and patience. She is very talented and have a LIT of friends. Anything she wants, she gets it. Impulsive and creative. If it were a car it would be a Masserati. She enchants everyone with her look and her presence. She will always tell you the truth to your face whether you like it or not.
Is transparent like her name Cristel

Everyone needs a Maria Cristel in their life

by xxgeorgedudexx November 22, 2021

Dirty Cristel

A Dirty Cristel is the practice of channeling energy through the rectum. This is achieved through sitting on crystel quarts and then gifting them to a friend.

Person 1: Hey gurl, I got you a gift.
Person 2: OMG! Cute it’s a quarts crystel.
Person 1: Hehe yea! A Dirty Cristel.
Person 2: guuuurl! You is power!

by Hehegaylord November 22, 2021

Mary Cristel

A strong independent woman.

Mary Cristel is an amazing woman.

by Kring kring March 8, 2022

Kurt Cristinad

A Maltese saying which is used to show that one got lied to when agreeing to meet at a specific time

Jacob: Didn't we say we're meeting at 7:00?
Daniel: You got Kurt Cristinad brother

by Dronzi December 9, 2023

Pârvan Cristina

An English teacher that invented Oceania and likes to talk to Neagu about her life experience and her travels to Ocenia
She likes watching soft porn and enjoys the activities in Oceania. She is also friends with DAVID 9C

A: Have you met Pârvan Cristina
B: She is the coolest person in Oceania

by Miei pula in gura November 28, 2024

Luca Boldor Cristian

He is a Celebrity boy that dates the famous Muntean Ruxandra. He is like a god among people

Esti un Luca Boldor Cristian because you have a huge penis.

by kaderkanye November 10, 2020