Lucid Creaming

lu•cid cream•ing

/ˈlo͞osəd krēmiNG/

Def.: a wet dream

I need to stop Lucid Creaming. I'm running out of unstained clothes.

by TheTallestPsychonaut December 17, 2021

Whipping the cream

Term for masturbation.

I caught my friend whipping the cream and asked me if I wanted it on my dessert.

by elmacko October 16, 2012

Taunton Cream

The process of taking a powdered jelly doughnut (generally from a local Dunkin Donuts) and then ejaculating inside of the doughnut after fucking it and feeding it to an unsuspecting victim.

Alex: "Hey Nick what did you do for senior prank day this year?"

Nick: "I gave Brandan a Taunton Cream and he loved it! Haha."

Peter: "Lets Taunton Cream Nate when he's high!"

by Jimmy Whitaker January 22, 2018

Cream Xstream

When you creampie a girl and then hammerfist her stomach shooting the fresh semen out at high velocities

I was trying to surprise stacy last night with something kinky by giving her a cream Xstream and I bruised her stomach so bad she couldnt go to class today.

by RSH_JEWBACCA September 25, 2018

cream pot

Good for nothing bitch

“Stfu cream pot” drea said to her best friend

by Byecat January 15, 2021

cream juice

that shit that sits on top of sour cream before you mix it

Mix that shit! I don’t want any cream juice in MY taco!

by JuiceMasterGangShit January 31, 2019

syph cream

an old fashioned cure for syphilis - a mixture of jack daniels and garlic butter

jus' been with old thunderthighs, better go an' slap on some of me syph cream

by theWestHamfan November 3, 2003