crayfish

Not an animal, a crayfish is in fact a fruit, often mistaken for a vegetable.

The trees were teaming with crayfish. It would be a bountiful this year!

by Bob Buttons July 7, 2004

Craysan

A really nice guy with long hair and a friendly personality. A Craysan is a guy that you want to be friends with, he isn't perfect but he's pretty dang close. He doesn't have a high self esteem though that's only because he can't see the tons of good in him that the rest of the world can.

Who's that?
He's a Craysan.

by Fairy85 July 9, 2014

Filthy Crayola

Filthy Crayola (fil-thee kray-ol-a)

v.

1). The act of drawing on your partners face with a fecal covered penis...often a direct result of ensuing rectal intercourse even though she had to pinch a hairy loaf but failed to warn you.

Jane was such a skank. She wanted me to punch her baloon knot so bad...so I rooted her colon only to pull out and have skat all over my meat hammer. As a punishment, I ran my 'Filthy Crayola' across her pretty face.

by Mr. Shtumpernachenhammerstein February 25, 2010

Pink Crayon

When your horny ass dog has a giant woody

Kenton: What the fuck is that?! Is that his... Erection?

Jim: that's my dogs "pink crayon" Stupid bitch

by Savage Cucumber May 21, 2016

crayon box

1. a thing you put crayons in
2. a really annoying person who follows you around every and even when you walk away they follow/stalk you
3. a person who thinks they are awesome but they are a huge dick.

1. Put the crayons in the crayon box
2. OMG she wont stop follow us around, she is such a crayon box!
3. And that makes her a huge crayon box!

by TheNamesFinnagin March 7, 2009

crayola

adj.- a dude who acts of the queer variety

1. That dance move made him look uber crayola.
2. Dude, don't walk out of the house looking crayola.

by DontJudgeMe2 October 23, 2011

Black crayon

the result of anal sexual intercourse

he has a black crayon as a result of sticking his cock up her ass

by contributor 20645 April 21, 2009