something corporate

best band ever. end of story.

something corporate fucking owns.

by Rebecca November 17, 2003

Corpulent

Extremely fat. See...Fatass

Kurt's corpulent! What a fatass!

by Metallica333 February 1, 2009

V2 Corporation

A rapidly expanding business entity rooted deep in the underworld of Magnolia, Texas that has vowed to vanqush the venal and virulent vermin vangaurding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. V2 Corporation has been vandalizing virgins vaginas since 1988. This coalition of vandalous vagabonds are forever V.I.P. and are entitled to using only V Notes and receive as many virgins as they desire as consorts. consistent vandalism is a must in this corporation, as that is where much of their V Notes flow from as well as:violating,vanquishing and vanity.Roots of this underground faction extend back to the roman empire;or more specifically, the roman numeral for five:V. However, even this is not the full extent of their ancestry; biblical references contain allusions to the leaders of V2 Corporation themselves. Some scientists claim the number 42 as the number of the universe; well 42 divided by 2 is 21 and 21 + 2 is 23 and 2+3=5 and as already stated above, the roman numeral for 5 is V. Therefore, V is the master of the universe. When you try your best but you arent victorious, join V2. You will soon vanquish the competition.
www.myspace.com/v2corporation

Victor-"hey whats up baby?"
Victoria-"groan ugh...i just got v-bagged and then given an extra big helping of v-cheese..."
Victor-"WHAT!!!BY WHO!!!"
Victoria-"...........V2 Corporation"

by Lucifer(aka V) February 21, 2008

corpse balls

n. the condition in which a man's testicular scent is remniscent of a rotting corpse.
This condition occurs when a man cannot or does not wash throughly for an extended amount of time. The situation is accelerated by exersise or physical activity. Persperation drys upon persperation, and the result is corpse balls.

"Dude, my water got shut off, and I haven't showered in weeks; I've kept jogging everymorning, but everytime I take a piss I've noticed that I have the worst case of corpse balls ever."

by AA Factory August 16, 2006

Corporate America

Term used to direct the blame of something bad somewhere else

"The vending machine is out of blueberry Pop-Tarts!"
"Corporate America!"

"I got an F on the test."
"Corporate America, I'm telling you..."

by dylan-o November 17, 2006

corporate pimp

A person who works as the owner and/or administrative leader of a capitalist and/or fascist company. See also corporate underpimp.

Corporate pimps not only reap the larger payoff from their whores' dealings with customers, they also usually mount them themselves as a means of maintaining their dominant status.

by 1fooln6billion October 28, 2010

corpsey

the feeling of being so drained of life and purpose you feel like an actual corpse.

I've been rallying for 3 days straight, I feel mad corpsey

by Tom Aids January 27, 2011