Franconia Corn Dog

When you take a corn cob from the outhouse and use it to ream your chick, because you drank too much moonshine and can't keep it up.

"Sweet mercy, Klem, I done got so shitfaced off that New Hampshire Hooch, I gave yer cuz--my sister--one grade-a Franconia Corn Doggin'!

by Gornlo January 24, 2011

genghis corn

The most feared vegetable in the history of central Asia.

Mönkhbat: "Whaddup Bro, ate some buffalo last night with a side dish of Genghis Corn. Woke up and my village had been destroyed, man."
Ganbaatar: "Terrible."

by bigmoneymaker June 12, 2012

Muller cornered

When the painters are in but your girlfriend can't resist the urge for some love yoghurt, and the outcome resembles a stirred-up strawberry Muller Corner.

Susan: "Not tonight I'm afraid, I've already had to change my knickers three times today"
Clive: "Can I just stick it in anyway?"
Susan: "Fine, but don't forget the mess you made when you Muller cornered me last time!"

by mylittlewhiteslug September 20, 2018

wish ___ into the cornfield

To dispatch a person for narcissistic or capricious personal reasons. This phrase comes from an episode of the television series The Twilight Zone titled "It's a Good Life."

Usage: wish ___ into the cornfield. "If that dude doesn't quit staring at me, I'm gonna wish him into the cornfield."

by hot-sauce April 7, 2009

Corridos

Mexican music, normally Banda or norteño, that tell a story either in first person, can be real or made up about a person, event, or place

Hey! Did you listen to that new corrido “Rafa caro”?
Yeah fool! I love corridos!

by L3nnyyyy619habuyaka November 6, 2017

CornPop

A bad dude who ran a bunch of bad boys. A razor-armed gang leader in Wilmington, Delaware, who was confronted and stared down by then-lifeguard Joe Biden and a six-foot chain.

CornPop thought he ran the swimming pool, but he was vanquished by Joe Biden.

by America Lover 🇺🇸 October 30, 2019

Cordova

the name of the LEEG (League of Extremely Extraordinary Gentleman) championship trophy, awarded at the conclusion of each season.

You ain't a Gentleman until you've won yourself a Cordova!

by fantasyLEEG December 9, 2016