confirmative

to agree; to confirm; to affirm; when something is right, it can be deemed confirmative.

"Dude, chicks are for fags."
"Confirmative, I mean really the last time i wear those shorts i got beat up."

by andyfellovernet June 14, 2003

coffin

Refers to a can of chewing tobacco. A stereotypical coffin is full of death, as so is a can of chewing tobacco. But the word is used amongst chewers as a code so that they may talk about their tobacco with out any having to know.

"dude, i'm dyin right now...we need to get a coffin fast"

"Hey does anyone have a coffin?"

"what does it take for a man to get a coffin around here?"

by Please Use December 29, 2010

Confirmate

To confirm; or validate.

Computer Tech; "Hold On Let Me Confirmate My Account."

Person; "Don't You Mean Confirm?"

by DatRandomPerson September 7, 2009

Mr. & Mrs. Coffin

The couple sitting next to you in the theater who coughs a lot while you are trying to watch the movie.

Hey, Mr. & Mrs. Coffin, I feel bad for you that you are coughing a lot, but, buy some cough medicine, or stay home and watch a video! You are annoying the Hell out of me, I can't concentrate on the movie (can you?), and I don't want your fricken cold or whatever it is!

by Ann Oydd, sitting next to you July 9, 2006

Y-Shaped Coffin

A term referring to a coffin specially made for a person who died with their legs spread wide. Such a person had presumably died during a sexual act and rigor mortis had set in before the victims legs could be closed.

Yeah, he's such a whore he'll be buried in a Y-shaped coffin.

by Juju and Tree man October 6, 2005

Concierge

A person that works for a hotel or hotline who sets up reservations. The daily job responsibilities can range anywhere from dinner, tours, hotels, airlines, spa appointments, escort services, transportation to and from seedy areas of town to purchase illegal substances and/or prostitutes, setting up amenities to be delivered to a gentleman's mistress and himself in their room that his wife will call and inquire about because it appears on her credit card statement (though the concierge is held to strict privacy policies and will be unable to divulge said information), regular and routine disinfecting of work surfaces to prevent the spread of Hepatitis C, and manicures.

Furthermore, concierges are not responsible for preventing spouses from finding out whether or not his or her partner is cheating. They are not considered "private investigators" and should not be asked things such as "Who is that little TRAMP staying in the room with my husband? I demand to know the truth, I am his WIFE." However, just because it is not in the concierge's job description does not mean that the concierge will not have to perform many different duties such as "covering up for cheating husbands" or "dodging creeps looking to score a date with the concierge".

So when I checked into the hotel I asked the concierge if she wanted to go on a date with me. She said she wasn't allowed to go out with guests. So I told her that I was looking for someone that wasn't an expensive date and asked if one of her girlfriends wanted to go out with a rich sugar daddy for the evening. She said she wasn't comfortable assisting me in such endeavors. I think I'm going to talk to her general manager about how she refused me and my untouched penis service.

by le concierge November 30, 2010

Crotch-Confidence

An abundance of confidence in the abilities or quality of one's genitalia, or crotch region, easily mistaken for a combination of self-belief and arrogance!

"Ah, man, you shoulda seen me last night, I was sooooooo the poster boy for Crotch-Confidence, I was completely unstoppable on that dance floor!"

"Whoah, check out the Crotch-Confidence on that dude! He's like the king of Ba-Zing!"

by Karilas April 26, 2007