Flume Candy

1. Any crease on a female's body that a man might find sexually appealing. Well-known examples include breast cleavage and butt crack. Lesser known examples include the back of the armpit ("huffle"), calf-hamstring crease, and elbow crease.

2. A penis.

1. There some definite flume candy under that baby tee.

2. That chick's huffle needs some flume candy.

by EugeneCLukas October 7, 2011

Japanese Candy Dispenser

Where you stick gumballs up an Asian chick's snatch and fish them out with your tongue.

"Yeah I did a Japanese Candy Dispenser to that one Asian Chick last night. Getting those gumballs out was hard."

by Funtimesnumber1 November 20, 2011

guy candy

A physically, visually attractive man. Male-specific version of "eye candy."

She freely admits it's a poorly written show, and that she only watches it for the guy candy.

by babywhatwhat August 28, 2013

Shoulder Candy

The beautiful girl you haul over your shoulder whilst twirling your moustache or flourishing your cape like a Proper Villain.

'Man, you see Professor Nefario snatch that girl reporter off of to his Doom Zeppelin?'

"Yeah, Glory Goodlove is just in this industry for the chance to be Shoulder Candy. She's been 'kidnapped' by Doctor Dominator, Teenage FrankenWolfe, The Asshole Dumpling Gang, and The Cuckholder."

"You'd think Captain White Knight would have broken off the engagement after The Cuckholder"

"That guy is never going to take the hint."

by bar1scorpio January 8, 2015

stealing candy

Masturbate

"Is that what the kids are calling these days, stealing candy?"

by Matt (for Victoria) March 18, 2015

candy shop

A store in which candy is sold.

Tim: I'm hungry
Tom: Let's go get something to eat!
Tim: I only have 50 cents
Tom: It's ok, you could get something for that much at the candy shop down the street
Tim: Ok let's go

by MrDinkleberry December 28, 2005

cock and candy

The act of taking ur dick and wraping cotton candy around it and then letting someone eat it off

Man I feel like some candy, o wait how about some cock and candy.

by Charles Stuckey February 7, 2008