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computer apps

The easiest class in WHS.
When the teacher is on the other side of the room everyone plays GaYmes, yes that is games with a y. Other activites during computer apps class include but are not limited to: Checking email, instant messaging, and paint.

Note: Only complete retards get caught playing gaYmes in computer apps.
mikegldi2: Hello number 5 have you seen number 2 lately?
mikegldi5: Go the fuck away!

Instant messaging during computer apps is fun.
by Mister D October 14, 2004
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Computer Love

Someone who is in love or have a thing with someone over the internet.

Like internet dating....
A girl: Me and my computer love have been going strong for 2 years.
by TashaOwnsU January 27, 2009
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Combustible Lemon

A kind of lemon that is most commonly used to burn houses down.
"I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that'll burn your house down!"- Cave Johnson
by FrodoFraggins September 27, 2011
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compulsive liar

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Compulsive Lying Disorder // the act of lying so frequently you start to believe your own lies
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history on a computer

a link under the url that can be used to see what u have done on acomputer
i check my history on a computer a lot when somone is done
by hjhihyhuihhkhknbbyhfhj June 23, 2008
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Shut up and give me my computer back

when someone doesn't give back your computer when you ask for it.
Hey April shut up and give me my computer back.
by jdnsjcknknsd May 2, 2017
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Spontaneous Guitar Combustion (SGC)

A rapidly growing phenomena where a guitar in a public place inexplicably ignites, destroying the instrument and often severely injuring the person holding it.

Most theorists agree that it is a karmic occurrence, brought about by the disruption of peace in the universe, by a growth in the crust punk trend, specifically in the American Midwest.

Guitars tend to explode at a high enough temperature to ignite dirty clothing and greasy hair, so it is typical for the person holding to guitar to catch fire as well. Not surprisingly, there has never been an incident recorded where someone has tried to extinguish a victim of SGC, though many have admitted to thanking God after witnessing the miracle.

Researchers have been trying to establish a cause-and-effect relationship between SGC and the Mayan prediction of the 2012 apocalypse. Nostradamus' prediction has already been connected when astronomers discovered a constellation depicting SCG, perfectly situated with the predicted alignment of the planets on the day of the Rapture.

The majority of recorded cases have occurred in coffee shops, to victims who have been described as crust punk, gutter punk, and hippy.
When the crust punk's strumming was brought to an overdue end by Spontaneous Guitar Combustion (SGC), the entire coffee shop applauded.
by the 1,000wordsmith December 21, 2009
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