Ubey Le Cocked

Used to describe something. It can be used in a bad or good sense to emphasize how good or bad something is/was.

Last night was ubey le cocked (if you had a brillaint night) / he is so ubey le cocked ( he is a dickhead)

by Davoin La'Leary January 24, 2011

Baby Daddy Cockeral

Another name for a cockeral that has just became a daddy cockeral but not long ago was a baby cockeral

dont confuse this with any other animals

Baby daddy Cockeral this cockeral was born now it is a daddy cockeral

by Hyperkiller March 3, 2009

off-cocked

Something that is out of position in relation to its proper positioning.

The painter hung the picture off-cocked.

by Kristen Paskus July 27, 2006

cocked

To cock someone is to telephone them, wait for them to answer, say or shout the word 'cock' and then hang up. When this happens, you have been 'cocked'. The practice was made popular in the UK by the hit comedy series 'The Office', in which the hapless Gareth would regularly be cocked by Tim and Dawn.

Nojworth: We haven't cocked Gary lately
MacDaddy: No, lets do it! (phones Gary)
Gary: (answers phone) Hello?
MacDaddy: COCK! (hangs up)
Nojworth and MacDaddy laugh hysterically
Gary: (annoyed) Great. I've just been cocked.

by Nojworth July 20, 2006

weeping cockend

A cock (penis) that has caught something off a dirty minge (vagina), which makes it then weep yellow or green stuff out of the end (japs eye)...

"Ewww im not going to suck that, you have a weeping cockend"

by delladette July 13, 2006

cacker

A cacker in bournemouth is female version of a towine. Can easily be spotted due to ridiculously oversized gold earrings and usually have more than one in each ear. They can also wear the same type of gold chain necklaces and/or bracelets. Usually wear 'casual' sports clothing and baseball caps. Very loud and abnoxious, take the piss out of others if they have nothing better to do. By the age of 13 have lost their virginity and drop out of school.

'What a complete cacker'

by Tabs February 7, 2004

Cockerhoop

The name is derived from ‘Cock-a Hoop’, an old custom of removing the cock (or spigot) from a barrel and resting it on the hoop of the cask before commencing a drinking bout, but was changed to reflect the brewery’s location on the banks of the River Cocker.

Giz a drink of Cockerhoop as thusty marra.

by trackercumbria July 30, 2009