Covfefe

covfefe - situational acronym that stands for Collusion Officially Verified Feds Everywhere Fuck mE.

Covfefe.

by Ervon June 1, 2017

Covfefe

When you fall asleep half way through typing coverage with your tiny little hands

" despite all the negative press covfefe"

by Eveisadreamer123 August 3, 2017

Covfefe

It's when you get drunk and want to do stuff

My friend Donald wanted to stop the press from covfefe

by BoreGore June 1, 2017

Covfefe

Used in context, the negative press covfefe means the negative press coverage or conference. It is used to distract the audience from real news (like impending investigations or possible impeachments).

This bikini has little covfefe (coverage).
I went to parent-teacher covfefe (conference).

by Crowley Belle June 2, 2017

Covfefe

Stands for COVerage FakE FakE

Despite the constant negative press covfefe

by Sean2017May May 31, 2017

Covfefe

The North Korean coffee given to Americans by the DPRK so that Americans do not have to drink snow.

The covfefe today tastes so much better than the snow in plastic cups!

by Jinjhy September 16, 2017

Covfefe

Donald Trump, the last of the orange orangutan people, makes this noise during orgasm. It is not known if this is normal for his species or not. People who have heard this noise report that it is usually by the hands ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) of Department of State, Rex Tillerson.

Donald Trump: Despite the negative press-

Rex Tillerson: *fists Trump harder*

Donald Trump: COVFEFE!!

by Phone obsessed teen June 6, 2017