CUM COFFIN

WHERE YOUR SEMEN LAYS TO REST.

YOUR MOTHER IS A CUM COFFIN.
YOUR SISTERS MOUTH IS A CUM COFFIN.

by b7random September 23, 2016

coffee and tea

Used to describe unnecessarily over-complicating something, a situation where the simpler option would have been much more effective.
The term came about thanks to one man named Chris Smith, who is the undisputed king of this.

"You've really coffee and tea'd that project"
"Why do you have to coffee and tea everything?"

by gh7901 June 11, 2006

coffee jizz

The foam that sticks to your upper lip and nose after drinking coffee with foam out of an open topped cup or mug.

dude, can you grab me a napkin so I can wipe this coffee jizz of my lip?

by Zmobie December 12, 2008

Coffee

A sacred substance used to awaken half of the U.S. population, especially before one must leave to go to his or her job in the morning. Some do not properly function until they have had their coffee in the a.m. hours of the day.

Gomer: Hey Earl, how you doin?
Earl: *Groan* Ehhhhhhhhh. Drink need coffee yet.
Gomer: Well put, Earl. Well put.

by Beat Master Skizzy Wizzy June 12, 2010

listerine coffee

The heavy dose of Listerine that some hapless drunks must indulge before going to work in order to cover up the distillery odour they carry from drinking all night.

Poor Patrick thought his Listerine coffee would cover up his showing up to work plastered at 9:45 a.m., but his listlessness and red eyes gave him away.

by Circushead July 10, 2006

Meet for coffee

Meet for coffee, then sex

Meet for coffee: Meet me for coffee? Or just straight to sex?

by magool October 9, 2014

nail in the coffin

Part of the phrase, "the last nail in the coffin" or "another nail in the coffin". Equivalent to "the last straw". A very old phrase.

He cheated on her again? That's got be the last nail in the coffin.

The 9/11 attacks were another nail in the Ansett coffin; it was now inevitable that the airline would collapse.

by Fenn July 11, 2006