A touch that is exactly opposite to King Midas's touch, where everything a person does is a total and utter failures/disaster
Am I dreaming or is almost every democratic US politician who is a lawyer by profession have the Clinton touch?
by Sexydimma September 15, 2017
Get the Clinton touchmug. When you get blown BY a President. Could be the Class President, President of your company, President of a country, you name it.
If you get blown by a President, you've been Reverse Clintoned.
If you get blown by a President, you've been Reverse Clintoned.
I've been Reverse Clintoned dozens of times, Maureen spent a good portion of Senior Year with my wiener in her mouth.
by Magma_ April 21, 2018
Get the reverse clintonmug. Aviation Term: A type of turbulence that does not stress the airframe of an aircraft in any way (like severe turbulence), but could occur to anyone on the Clinton's hitlist flying in an aircraft that knows a little too much..
Pilot 1: "Oh did you hear about Clintons ex lawyer Dana Hyde died from turbulence"
Pilot 2: "Yeah, it wasn't severe turbulence, she died from a Clinton Turbulence ".
Pilot 2: "Yeah, it wasn't severe turbulence, she died from a Clinton Turbulence ".
by Captain Nadia Marcinko March 10, 2023
Get the Clinton Turbulencemug. by Warrick Tsui April 16, 2017
Get the Clintonmug. A defense strategy where one seeks to extricate oneself from a bad situation by claiming to be innocent by (a usually absurd) technicality. Named for former US president Bill Clinton, who popularized this strategy in the 1990s with his creative explanations for how he didn't actually smoke weed because he didn't "inhale", and most infamously, how he didn't technically lie when he said there is no sexual relationship with Monica Lewinsky because "it depends on what the definition of "is" is."
Person 1: I just read an article about how Senator Rob Johnson claimed he didn't technically commit a crime by being involved in a plot to replace legitimate Electoral College electors with fraudulent ones in the 2020 election, because he was only involved for "a couple seconds"...
Person 2: A Republican using the Bill Clinton Gambit? Oh the sweet irony.
Person 2: A Republican using the Bill Clinton Gambit? Oh the sweet irony.
by Alex-2598 August 23, 2022
Get the Bill Clinton Gambitmug. by MzDB August 29, 2018
Get the Pull a Clintonmug. by anonymous November 22, 2021
Get the clintonmug.