A valley girl's word to describe a small space that could agitate a person who suffers from claustrophobia: fear of small spaces.
"Daddy I can't get this car for my birthday, it's like claustrophobic!"
"There were so many boys in that grind line it was claustrophobic."
"There were so many boys in that grind line it was claustrophobic."
by ThisPseudonymIsClaustrophobic October 18, 2008
Get the claustrophobic mug.A clause that can be invoked when you and your significant other have had no form of contact for ten days. When you two haven't talked, kissed, had sex, or any variation of the three, for that specific length of time, it's not considered cheating if you hook up with someone else. It's considered substitution.
"You dick, how could you cheat on me?"
"Shut up, bitch. Don't you know about the ten day no-contact clause?"
"Shut up, bitch. Don't you know about the ten day no-contact clause?"
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A situation where you find yourself in a very small space, i.e an elavator, or a thin gangway/stairwell, with a pervert or a peadophile present. :) usually a very uncomfortable situation, as 9 times out of 10, the perv has his phalus dangling through his fly. (maybe with a child) :( bad times.
Man1: (gets in lift with a baby boy in pram)
Man2: 'oh how sweet. how old is he?'
Man1: 'erm... im not entirely sure, cos you see, he's not mine. if i was to take a guess i'd say, about 3, 4 something like that. just right for me.' (smiles at man 2, then looks at baby, and smiles even more.)
Man2: (Realises that the other mans penis is hanging out. He then starts to feel VERY claustropeadic, and gets of at the next floor.)
Man2: 'oh how sweet. how old is he?'
Man1: 'erm... im not entirely sure, cos you see, he's not mine. if i was to take a guess i'd say, about 3, 4 something like that. just right for me.' (smiles at man 2, then looks at baby, and smiles even more.)
Man2: (Realises that the other mans penis is hanging out. He then starts to feel VERY claustropeadic, and gets of at the next floor.)
by DontJudgeYouKnowItsTrue November 4, 2009
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Get the clamus mug.noun - some kind of super santa clause. It is very powerful, and yet very mysterious. No one fully understands the true nature of Super Clause. Perhaps it is the transformation that Santa must make in order to survive and perform his christmas job at unreal speeds while being so fat. Or perhaps santa means super, so they are synonyms. No one truely knows.
Jill: "OMG!!!!! Super Clause!"
Hillary: "What the!!!!!!!1 OMG!11 I missed it!"
Fred: "Hillary, you are not as hot as Hillary Duff, so I am dumping you. Again."
Hillary: "DAMN YOU SPIDERMAN!!!!!!!!111"
Moral of this story? Don't redate people who dump you constantly. It's obvious they can't decide, and wil change their minds again and again.
Hillary: "What the!!!!!!!1 OMG!11 I missed it!"
Fred: "Hillary, you are not as hot as Hillary Duff, so I am dumping you. Again."
Hillary: "DAMN YOU SPIDERMAN!!!!!!!!111"
Moral of this story? Don't redate people who dump you constantly. It's obvious they can't decide, and wil change their minds again and again.
by Can Not July 16, 2008
Get the super clause mug.strangely enough this word rhymes with blue balls. could the connection be that they are both not real?
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