wikipedia choose your own adventure

Noun. When you find a concept that a person who is brilliant wrote, that you don't understand. You open the wikipedia article about that concept, and open tabs in your browser for all of the links in that wikipedia article that you also don't understand. Eventually, you have 25 tabs open and you hit the terminal point where you understand, then you work your way backwards through the other 24 tabs until you understand it all. Choose your own adventure books were books that had many possible endings depending on the pages you chose. They were entertainment circa 1985.

How does MD5 hashing work? It uses one way functions...How do one way functions work? Uh oh, time for a wikipedia choose your own adventure.

by CPT Ron November 14, 2017

poo doo ma choochoo

When a girl stands above her partners chest, squats down, has a bowel movement in the mouth of the partner all while pulling her arms up and down maintaining an L position to represent the pulling of a train horn. The partner in most instances usually makes a train horn like noise after she "pulls the horn".

Wow, me and sandy dow'mecock sure had a crazy night. After doing it, me and her did a poo doo ma choochoo in my grandmothers bed...

by SkeeJay intusvajijay October 24, 2008

Box of Chooks

Australian colloquial; a block of 30 Emu Export beer cans, commonly used as currency in Western Australia in lieu of cash for small jobs or swap of goods.

Chiefy: Here, cob you can have my spare vape ...

Me: I don't have any cash on me, fella ...

Chiefy: No worries, just drop off a Box of Chooks when you get a chance ...

by Ninja Dingo October 15, 2023

There is no word I can choose

This is when a human being wants to make their mark on the Urban Dictionary, but is unable to.

I want to type a word and definition in the Urban Dictionary, but there is no word I can choose.

by PerfectPizza9839 June 27, 2020

chootya

Hindi or Punjabi term for wanker/fucker

Hey chootya, you just crashed my car up!

by Doc September 29, 2003

Choonay

A word used to describe an amazing looking girl around your vicinity at that time. This word is used to point out said girl to your friends without her or her companions noticing you and calling you out for sexual harassment, which has become common in these present times. Able to be used in close proximity to girls without any unwanted attention.

Girl out of Hearing Range
"Hey, check out that choonay over there by the bench."-Guy1
"Yeah, I give her a 7/10."-Guy2

Girl Within Hearing Range
"Choonay at 3o'clock"-Guy1
"Wow when you say choonay, you mean choonay!"-Guy2

Plural-
"There are so many choonays here at the Library!"

by Dick Keene April 13, 2008

Choonch

1. A funny word to call your friends
2. A short fat person

1. Stop being a choonch

2. She looks like a choonch

by wooddesign September 30, 2023