by Viciovs January 07, 2014
shred chicks are the most coveted girls around. they are passionate and sassy, and have amazing snowboarding skills. they will school you in the park, work you in the trees, and if you are very lucky, kiss you on the lift. the faint of heart and gear cannot hope to approach the shred chick. you must be up to the challenge.
by midget mafiosa October 04, 2008
A Frankenstein's monster of a woman who however possesses a single or more very attractive physical feature. The juxtaposition of which makes it look like said attractive feature was transplanted from another woman, hence the term Franken-bird.
by Fonzfucker February 27, 2011
Most guys are obsessed with all above or below a chick's equator.
Did she let you go below the chick's equator?
Did she let you go below the chick's equator?
by BuildingGuy July 21, 2018
by informeryo February 11, 2010
A woman of any age with fake tits, fake eyelashes, and fake colored eye contacts that is selfish, cold, narcissistic, and shallow. She loves to party, gamble, and take dick; as long as the person or persons attached to other end have enough money.
by One Hung Low June 13, 2015
Food that only women and fags eat. Popularized by that Burger King Texas Double Wopper commercial. Examples include:
salad
tofu
yogurt
cottage cheese
quiche
Special K
Lean Cusine
Crystal Light
salad
tofu
yogurt
cottage cheese
quiche
Special K
Lean Cusine
Crystal Light
by satrain June 14, 2006