cheesoid

A robot invented by a Chef who had lost his sense of smell in an episode of "That Mitchell And Webb Look". Could only identify cheese and "petril".

"Cheesoid kill self! Cheesoid kill self with petril! Why petril not burn?"
"No Cheesoid, that's not petrol!"
"Petril?"
"PetROL! That's cheese!"
"Not petril?"
"No!"
"Hate self! Why Cheesoid exist? Cheesoid so lonely..."

by David Ratcliffe March 8, 2008

Cheech

1. female genitalia

2. a person regarded as effeminate, cowardly, thin-skinned, two-faced, and otherwise lacking a man-card

3. a loud blustering idiot so desperate for approval it physically hurts their...(see definition #1)

Why are you crying? It's just a paper cut, stop being such a Cheech.

by Lawrence of a Labia March 23, 2017

government cheese

Government cheese was the most flavorful fantastic cheese ever made. It was the one thing poor kids had over rich ones. It was usually delivered to your door(if you had a home) in a large block, by the state. Government cheese got me through my childhood. Thank you Dad, for being such a loser.

"Dude, you know where I can get some government cheese?"

When in high school, we used government cheese in home ec class.

by welfarerecipient May 29, 2009

chee whoo

An exclamation HAwaiians say to show their excitement. The HAwaiian version of "yee haw!"

"HO cuz, i wen get dat wahine's number jus now. I going call her later on and we going Oof! Chee whoo!!"

by B.Diddy August 12, 2007

Mac n Cheese

What good pussy sounds like.

John: So on a scale of 1 to 10 how was the hook up with Katie?
Joel: Definitely a 10. I made that pussy sound like mac n cheese.

by Mt. Fiji April 25, 2017

Twattage Cheese

(n). synonymous with pussy cheese, slang for the white discharge often found in an unkempt pussy.

Stop putting that pussy on a pedestal, that girl so nasty, she got some twattage cheese in that meat taco.

by Igor Beaver January 12, 2009

shocker with cheese

The standard shocker with the use of thumb and or tounge to stimulate the clitoris at the same time.

" I gave that ho the shocker w/cheese,needless to say she came 13 times..."

by Orlando May 25, 2004