meowing at the carpet

Term to describe the action of a cat horking up a hairball or other similar vomitous activity.

"Is your cat having a siezure?" "Nah, he's just meowing at the carpet. Don't step in it!"

by gadjitfreek July 18, 2006

Flying Carpet

A woman whose thighs are not touching making her private parts magically float in between her legs.

Cooper: "Man Im so sore from yoga"

Dan : "Dude, you do yoga?"

Cooper: " Sure do, the instructor has the sweetest Flying Carpet"

Dan: "When's your next class?"

by GrosBilodeau February 17, 2011

carpet bombing

when your masturbating and you cum all over the carpet/floor area leaving a crusty stains in your carpet

yo homes, i went carpet bombing in my sisters room, theres crust all over the floor.

by L.L.spermway February 23, 2010

Carpet Bombing

When, as part of a sexual act one partner takes a steamy dump on the other partners pubes. The act can be either expected/desired or sudden and surprising; though the latter typically produces a negative response.

John: Dude you're banging Becky these days right? I've heard she's a freak - is it true?
Dave: Yeah bro, she loves a good old fashioned carpet bombing - I think it's a little freaky myself but it makes her cum like you wouldn't believe.
John: ha! Thats incredible! I hope that dumb bitch at least pays for your dinner!

by ADRicci December 25, 2010

carpet bagger

Someone who shaves a hoe's pubic hair, puts it inside a ziplock baggy, and sells it on eBay.

man that carpet bagger made over 100k this year. hes got some good pubies

by Steve Hill November 01, 2007

carpet bitter

A slang term used to address that a female is a lesbian.

Jessica from California is a carpet bitter

by Joe Barnet October 27, 2007

berber carpet

North african pussy. Uh...that's it. I need 20 letters, so this is just filler.

I love the smell of berber carpet in the morning. Smells like...action.

by My name July 18, 2006