cablebiter

People who are consistently attracted to IT nerds and their ability to program, build and deploy computer hardware and software.

Look at how Kristy keeps trying to hook up with Winston in the server room - what a cablebiter!

by Coleslaw07 July 15, 2014

Carberg

Carberg:
/kär/bərɡ/
noun: carberg; plural noun: carbergs
a large built-up mass of ice and snow attached to the underside of our vehicles in the winter after a snowfall.

Like an iceberg, only the tip may be visible when still clinging to the car, as icebergs floating on the ocean. Once exposed, carbergs are often much larger

"Man, my car is losing traction from the huge carbergs attached to the underside!

by Uncle Larry B February 5, 2015

carblastin'

When one person assertively fingers another person in a moving vehicle.

I was carblastin' this girl driving my Lamborghini down 99 last night.

by danurban22 April 29, 2015

Cable bake

A cable bake is a traditional get-together held by audio professionals where cables are laid out in the sun to remove their kinks and ensure correct wraping. It is a cause for community celebration and togetherness, typically involving potluck style food, merriment, and drinking adult beverages.

My buddy is hosting a cable bake tonight, let's bring some food and make a party out of it.

by Xx_Audiofreak_xX August 6, 2015

cable coma

The semiconscious, paralyzed state one enters from laying on the couch flipping tv channels for hours. The flashing light from the tv that comes from changing channels is the only thing that keeps you awake.

I have got to get my act together, I have been in a cable coma for the last four hours when I could have been accomplishing something.

by joecoolthefool November 2, 2015

Cable and divorce

A play on "Netflix and Chill." This is for more established couples who are tired of each other and their daily routine(s). "Cable and divorce" is basically the beginning of the end...because hey, who still has cable anyway?

Me: "We went from 'Netflix and chill' to 'cable and divorce' in under 2 years."

by AndrewsOnIt January 10, 2016

Cable and Commitment

When you've been in a committed relationship for 10+ years and you'd rather get off to reruns of softcore HBO/Cinemax/Showtime pornos than have sex with your significant other.

(Wife walks into the living room wearing an "I heart ellen" t-shirt, sweatpants, and crocs)

Wife: Hey, honey. Wanna Netflix and Chill tonight? *wink*

Husband: Ugh

(Husband places his left hand down his pants and his right hand on the U-verse remote)

Husband: Looks like it's a Cable and Commitment night

by Andy Fong Chong March 21, 2016