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caple

A man who is basically the biggest lying bastard that you will ever meet. He steals from friends and family, he tells lies that make 'Baron Munchausen (watch the film it's great!)' seem like a really truthful guy, and worst of all, despite participating in full ocntact sports, he NEVER washes!! So to sum it up, a Caple is a smelly, lying, thieving Wanker
Christ Mate, you smell worse than caple today!
by Smurfettes blue assed pimp January 3, 2005
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Caped Crusader

When you walk around with a blanket on and snag someone into it and fart a really dank fart while they are trapped inside of it. i.e. a portable dutch oven.
Watch out for the BF walking in the house with his blanket on, he might give you the caped crusader!
by D43M0N July 3, 2010
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Capers

gosh that capers is so fine
by Jake May 13, 2005
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cape

military slang for:
Corrective
Action thru
Physical
Exercise

see 'smoked'
pvt1:Drill sgt Delcourt is gunna cape the fuck outta us!
pvt2:yeah, were all gunna get smoked like blunts.
by rocketman_2004 August 23, 2005
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Cape Breton

A small island on the East Coast of Canada, infested with senior citizens.

Not really mcuh to do there, unless you are so inclined to go drinking every other night or pop stolen prescription drugs (oxycotins). In the summer, you can't even go swimming really casue most of the beaches are closed due to contamination.

The people, while nice, are a little hypocritical. They like to harp on about how the gov't screws them and owes them this and that, but don't mind sitting at home collecting
pogey 10mths at a time, in between dash and grabs to Alberta.

Claim to be the friendlist place in Canada, and yea it is to an extent, but you will find that all of Atlantic Canada is friendly on pretty much the same level, including Newfoundland.

They kind of have a delusioned view on how the rest of Canada views them. They think they are cuddly and everyone loves them, but in reality most people (esp. Ontario west) think they are a bunch of lazy fuckwads who dont want to work, sorry guys if that sounds harsh, but thats how it is (I've seen it)

Lastly, if you are from Halifax, heaven forbid you mention that while you are visiting there or live there I lived there for 3 years, and once I revealed I was from Halifax, I was the brunt end of ignorant treatment and spite. This most likely has to do with the rediculous inferiority complex that most Capers have for Halifax, truth be told, most Halegonians don't give a shit about you unless they are
related to you (sorry)
Cape Breton, It's an Ok place, but I'm glad I don't live there anymore.
by The Mad Hatter 55 June 13, 2009
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ass cape

Friend: Jon have you been working out? Your ass looks ridiculous
Jon: Nope I turned my apron into an ass cape. I've already been laid 6 times in the last 9 minutes
by butt ticker January 14, 2010
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caped

you secretly jerk off on your girlback while she's sleeping and by the time she wakes up in the morning the sheet is stuck to her back that is the cape!!
You got caped!!
by Jason.Jeff.Kenny.Ross. April 13, 2016
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