Cockblockbro

A bro who is there to cockblock some dick for you. you dont cockblock him yourself cos otherwise the girl would think you are a wanker so you get your cockblockbro on the case

Guy 1: hey dude, there is some dick who is hitting on this girl i like. can you do the necassaries?
cockblockbro: never fear. your cockblockbro is here. i will cockblock the shit out of that guy

by uberjai December 30, 2012

Cockblock Tomahawk

An object thrown with the intent of cockblocking a couple.

PJ: Did you hear about Jake and Meredith? She was giving him head in a movie theater and someone threw a cockblock tomahawk at them!
Amelia: Wow, that's embarrassing!

by Frank Longbottom September 7, 2013

Cockblockasoress

A seemingly attractive women with open sores on the borders of her nether reqion, abruptly halting further sexual advances.

"I got down to third base with wendy, but she turned out to be a cockblockasoress." said Aleron.

"damn," said Casey, "I guess she's off the list"

by Iandustrial April 25, 2014

Cocabulary

Like vocabulary, but for drugs

Ey dude, you got a huge Cocabulary

by Themanwiththerighthand August 14, 2016

Cockbadger

A swear word that comes from the south west of England, a cockbadger is a derogatory term for someone that derives sexual pleasure from masturbating to nature documentaries.

e.g

Lucy, don't be a cockbadger while my parents are here, you know they look down on it.

My ex girlfriend broke up with me because I was a cockbadger. What a bitch.

See also furry Squirrelsquisher Bunnybummer

by CockBadger69 May 23, 2016

cockblocker

a hymen

Popped her cockblocker.

by Hymenite May 22, 2016

Cockbite

A tender and gentle love bite on your cock (preferably on the head) while she gives you a blowjob.

My gf is sweet AF. She loves giving me gentle cockbites. I cum instantly !

by Master Domme October 27, 2016