bollockules

Smalls gonads.

Lacking in testicular fortitude (inf.) A coward.

"Ronaldo really ought to stop diving and crying like a baby every time someone touches him. He must have a pair of bollockules"

by WillThePeople October 5, 2016

Bollocks

The opposite of the term brilliant in that it is a term the British use to describe everything.

The idea that a rice cooker is a rice cooker when it isn't cooking or heating rice is bollocks.

by DesignerBabyReplicant July 31, 2016

bollocks to your nan

An extension of the contempt term "bollocks" to offend ones grandmother.

Oi Pat, bollocks to your nan, mate.

by jammyquindle May 13, 2016

Bollocksy

When someone calls you out on doing something weird and you get angry about it

Why are you smoking a candle? I'm not Jenny don't get bollocksy with me!

by Manlikedave April 24, 2017

Bollocksnagger

When you jump a barbwire fence and get a lil sumthin caught on a barb...

DId you hear about rory ? , he got in a bollocksnagger the other day

by SmytheLad September 8, 2017

bollock yoghurt

siemen, come, sex wee

...then i fired my bollock yoghurt in her face..

by asbo the guru May 18, 2018

Bollocks

English slang meaning penis and testicles.

"owww my bollocks!!!!!!!"

by #1Shagger August 27, 2018