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bread leaving

The act of leaving slices of bread in public toilets (mainly by homosexuals) to absorb the aroma of the cubicles where random sexual encounters take place (local beat). The bread is then removed by the perp and then taken home, held up to ones nose and masturbated wildly too while enjoying the smells of the public toilet in the comfort of his own home.
George Michael was tired of getting busted having sex in public toilets so he took up bread leaving.
by Bakers_Delight_Dough August 27, 2009
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corn bread

The most delicious bread on the planet that was invented by Indians and is made out of corn.
I eat corn bread for breakfast, lunch and dinner.
Mrs. Anderson eats corn bread.
Make us some corn bread!!
oh wait, we didn't have supper!!!
by supercutekid November 19, 2011
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i'll give your mom a flat bread sandwich

The act of receiving oral from ones mom after you get a sunburned penis and leaving behind such things as sperm, flakes of skin.
oh ya, i'll give your mom a flat bread sandwich and she'll like it. nom nom nom nom
by hayabusa1285 March 11, 2009
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he knows which side of his bread is buttered

He knows where the money comes from, who pays him his livelihood or gives him the most personal gain. Used to describe how money concerns often rules people's decisons despite their feelings or personal opinions. No matter what people pander, they will not bite the hand that feeds.
He may gripe about his boss and talk about starting a new career, but he knows which side of his bread is buttered.

Corporate America may not like Trump's sexist statements, but they will still vote for him because after all, they know which side of their bread is buttered.
by Shumado January 8, 2017
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Good Bread

nah chill money you good bread

i was talking to this shawty the other day, she was good bread
by Mooksie June 3, 2009
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Easter Bread

A deceptively disgusting desert (often made by Italians) that looks delicious as it is covered in sprinkles, but is actually quite bitter, and gross.
Mom: Hey Brad eat your dinner.
Brad: Face grimaces in disgust Oh god mom, don't pull an Easter Bread on me...
by Beavoirismygirl March 31, 2010
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Tuna Bread

A guy puts brewers yeast into a yeast infected girl's tuna and she squats over a heater duct to bake bread.
Rob A.: What's that smell? Are you baking with tuna?

Jessie: Don't you remember I had a yeast infection and you poured brewers yeast in my tuna?

Rob A.: Oh, are you squatting over the heater duct?

Jessie: Yeah, tuna bread tonight!
by ButterNipples March 10, 2011
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