breaking point

A sick parkway drive song

Man what are you doing?
I'm jerkin it to breaking point

by BobBTW January 17, 2008

Breaking Water

When your turd lays in the bowl and pokes up through the water line.

You've just dropped a deuce so long it circles the bowl and wraps around and its breaking water.You need to call your buddy and take a picture after such a large snakes exists your ass and state "dude, I just totally broke water".

by Orsange.jellyfish11 November 7, 2011

Wonder-Breading

the act of an ethnic group, either black, hispanic, asian, etc, attending a party hosted by white people. If you are a token black guy at a white party...you essentially are wonder-breading.

We went wonder-breading last night at that Sorority party and were the life of the party.

by Kenjin Attix December 9, 2008

bradying

Contrary to the celebratory act of "Tebowing", "Bradying" is when you sit on the floor with your legs out, hands clenched in a pouting-child form. This can often result from incomplete passes, being sacked by Justin Tuck, or simply losing the Super Bowl to the New York Giants. So if your day is going pretty bad - take a seat on the ground, it's bound to get worse.

Brady: Damn, lost another one to the Giants
Brady: Welp, it's just you and me turf...time for some Bradying.
Belichick: Get up Tom...

by MikeASU March 22, 2012

beaking

Stick your middle finger in your girls arse and your thumb in her cunt. Touch the tips of your thumb and your middle finger to make a "beak" like action. They love it.

Things were getting hot and heavy in bed. I took the opportunity to slip my middle finger in her arse, thumb in her cunt and give her a good beaking. It was then the priest asked that we leave the church service and not return (until later that day..)

by jossd January 26, 2010

breaking new ground

Breaking New Ground happens when a woman who has been married for a long time finally has her first big dick experience.It stretches her wider and goes deeper than she ever thought possible.

Man, my date last night started Breaking New Ground.He fucked places I didn't even know existed.

by Mack 12 April 13, 2007

man breathing

Man farts. Farting perpetually. Usually proppeled by eggs, chili, beans, corn, apples, cheese, garlic, onions, and beer. A lot of beer! Smells real healthy.

Principal Mortimer's man breathing set off the smoke alarms in the gym by the end of the hour long assembly.

by [e-mail] May 14, 2009