Definitions by Orsange.jellyfish11

Breaking Water 

When your turd lays in the bowl and pokes up through the water line.

You've just dropped a deuce so long it circles the bowl and wraps around and its breaking water.You need to call your buddy and take a picture after such a large snakes exists your ass and state "dude, I just totally broke water".

Breaking Water by Orsange.jellyfish11 November 7, 2011