Norwegian Nailboard Pipe Job Super-X-man Diving Board Formation

When one partner paints them self in blue and lies on a board of nails with an X formation, formed by their arms and legs and then places a pipe with a circumference of 5cm above their entry point. Then the other starts by continuously jumping up and down on a diving board to gain height once enough height is gained, the person will then superman with their penis head facing the pipe into the first partner's entry point. Once completed, the room should be full of red (blood, from the pipe, which is too small to fit the girth of an average male penis), blue (paint, from the woman receiving a dripping blood penis) and white(semen or if done with caucasian people). With all these colors you've now decorated the room with a Norwegian flag.

Guy: Hey want to perform the Norwegian Nailboard Pipe Job Super-X-man Diving Board Formation.

Rachel: mmm... I don't know.

Guy: Trust Me I'll nail it

Rachel: Uhh.. ok I guess I'm down but only if you subscribe to SpectresRowdy on Youtube

2 hours later and a bloody penis...

Guy: "I just performed the Norwegian Nailboard Pipe Job Super-X-man Diving Board Formation on this petite teen named Rachel"

Guy 2: Nice wanna go watch some SpectresRowdy now!

by SpectresRowdy September 20, 2018

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diving board

Forcing down small random objects on your erection, propelling them through the air.

Guy1: Have you ever done the diving board?
Guy2: Thats how i was eating walnuts all last night.

by Cliford September 25, 2005

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boardies

People who are a part of a community on the internet. Can be for anything really, bands, books, etc. But the one group of boardies that known for bitchiness and being completely awesome and rule the internet are the FOBR boardies. These boardies have done many takeovers, and spamming. Recent conquest: getting Perez to post a picture of Trace Cyrus on his site (under: "if you are easily offended")

panic boardie: YO THOSE FOBR BOARDIES ARE SPAMMING US AGAIN.
fobr: CAUSE WE OWN YOU.

by emilybitchesss August 11, 2008

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makeupalley cafe' board

A subdivision of the internet site Makeupalley. The cafe' message board is the place where all of the fat, middle-aged, cat-loving (yeah, don't make a joke about cats, you'll be attacked for ages) who are members on Makeupalley decide to spend all day and all night creating drama, throwing a bitchfest, and picking apart every message posted to find some way to start a problem. They're constantly talking bad about celebrities and pretty people (out of jealousy and to make themselves feel better because we all know they're all ugly and fat) and they all like to divulge every personal aspect of their lives (how all of their husbands cheat on them, how they're drunk every night, etc). They get cheated on because they spend too much time online and are too dramatic. Most of them have no job or the job that they have is entry level, yet they can afford expensive things because they drive a 1990 camry and live in a cockroach infested hole in the wall. The favorite topics for the women on the cafe' board are usually: sex, bashing of celebrities, anorexia (everyone is anorexic in their eyes), declawing, pregnancy, marriage, and pretty much anything that can be turned into a dramafest.

"I go on the Makeupalley cafe' board for my daily dose of drama."
"Ok honey, go cheat on me again, I'll be on the makeupalley cafe' board getting fatter and wasting time with a bunch if middle-aged crazy women."
"Let me go make myself feel better by talking on the makeupalley Cafe' board about how anorexic or ugly all the celbrities look"

by Ihatedrama July 28, 2006

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