blorker

A dog that's barking in his sleep.

"My dog is such a blorker because she barks in her sleep like an idiot all night long."

by Chase in San Antonio February 2, 2014

Blockorgasm

The state of sudden discharge of accumulated tension, resulting in a state of extreme relief, elation, and relaxation, after having blocked a Twitter troll.

On Twitter:

Tweet1: "You're a whore!"
Tweet2: *BLOCK* #Blockorgasm

by Lady Gagad March 19, 2014

blackerasian

Combination of someone that is Black, white(Cracker), and Asian.

You see that girl Zsanel?

Dems Blackerasian hoes be fine as hell!

by wonkaprocessor June 7, 2018

Blooker

Someone with a blog who managed to get their blog posts published into a book. The rock bottom of the author totem pole.

Karen keeps telling people she's a published author, but she fails to mention she's just a blooker.

by Humungous Chungus June 18, 2020

blocher

A man with a great last name with a massive shlong

Dam that blocher was good in bed

by Shlongmanbbc November 26, 2020

Car-Blocked

When a vehicle keeps blocking you from advancing on your way to your destination.

The Most common is to go slow while your behind him/her, or they can be assholes and just keep cutting you off when your trying to pass them

Wife: Why were you late getting home?
Husband: I kept getting car-blocked on my way home!

by Jobobo21 November 19, 2009

song blocked

Similar to being "cock blocked", only with a song. This happens when your favorite station on the radio starts to play your favorite song and you get really excited, only to realize it was only part of one of those "montages" with several other popular songs. You then proceed to swear at your radio for song blocking you.

I got so excited when Rush started coming on the radio but it was only part of one of those stupid song montages. I totally got song blocked.

by mr.iowa August 21, 2010