bless up lil nigga

Step up mothafucka.

A statement said to someone who won't buy your shitty car.

Man 1: I'm not buying that piece of shit car unless I get free hot chips.
Man 2: bless up lil nigga

by Superman$350 April 11, 2016

Blessing

A blessing is a group of Unicorns

"Have you ever seen a unicorn?" "I have seen a whole blessing!"

by gagglegaggle September 27, 2009

God Bless

Use this statement after any insulting phrase and it takes any harm that would have been inflicted away.

“Sorry about that ugly dress, god bless."

by Virginia C May 19, 2007

Bless your heart

A loving & empathetic expression conveying sympathy toward ones action or behavior. The obvious / better choice or action was not taken.

Jeff was sluffing school to much & didnt graduate. -Bless his heart.

Robin jumped on a box to crush it- slipped, landed on her arm, and broke it. -Bless her heart.
I was out in the cold playing without a jacket, and got sick. -Bless your heart.

by Jefe.Robison December 24, 2019

Fart Blossom

A rare tropical flower of the genus, anus stinkypinkyus. It is noted for its delicate petals, slender stem, and, of course, for its ability to blow out a vile green cloud that could bring a sewer worker to his knees. Two varieties have been discovered: (1) Red 'n Angry, whose smell has been likened to a three-day-old meatloaf left in the sun, and (2) Yellow Oozing, whose aroma is remarkably similar to a Mexican toilet.

Phil passed out, has been sleeping all night in his own filth, and smells like a fart blossom.

by Larry Sanders December 14, 2004

Dog Bless Yes

An Albanian person who sips soy as their girlfriend is being screwed by others, who is also likely to betray you.

A: Hey dude, I selled my friends out the other day, hehe..
B: Argh, duude! You pulled a Dog Bless Yes on them!

by The Lambda October 29, 2019

Bless

when a rapper/mc is about to rhyme well or has rhymed well.

1. Yo, he blessed the mic.
2. I'm bout to bless the mic, son.

by stealph October 25, 2008