what kind of a teacher would say that she loves children when she makes them annotate the poisonwood bible!?
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"Hey, Josh, dude, let's put some shit in their about a guy, right?"
"Yeah, rad man, and he can be like... uh, tossed overboard into the, uh, like ocean, right?"
"Cool, and then, like... a giant fish, just like, comes up and swallows him, man."
"AWWWWH, far out man!"
"And he could then, like, chill in the fish for a few days, before it like... spits him back out, you know?"
"Chilled man."
"What should we call this book, yo?"
"How about, like, something that sounds like Babel."
"Yeah, like the town."
"Only, bib... Bibe.... oh, The Bible!"
"Holy shit man!"
"Yeah, rad man, and he can be like... uh, tossed overboard into the, uh, like ocean, right?"
"Cool, and then, like... a giant fish, just like, comes up and swallows him, man."
"AWWWWH, far out man!"
"And he could then, like, chill in the fish for a few days, before it like... spits him back out, you know?"
"Chilled man."
"What should we call this book, yo?"
"How about, like, something that sounds like Babel."
"Yeah, like the town."
"Only, bib... Bibe.... oh, The Bible!"
"Holy shit man!"
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Get the bobble head mug."I think some cool motherfucker sat down a long time ago and said, Let's figure out a way to control motherfuckers. That's why they came up with the Bible."
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Get the Bible mug.Any one of the hopelessly retarded, who believe in a Sky Fairy. who despite their many sins will welcome them with open arms. Following their last encounter with a truely enlightened being, who in a fit of disgust cracks their shit spewing heads open with the nearest garbage can! Also uptight, self adoring, viscious, single minded shit for brains.
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"Bible church" is not a denomination, and as such mclean bible church answers to no church body on policy but believes in the bible alone as the source of "church polcy"
"Bible church" is not a denomination, and as such mclean bible church answers to no church body on policy but believes in the bible alone as the source of "church polcy"
why does mclean bible church have video games and a gym in church? does that still count as church?
If it teaches the word of God, and if Jesus is the focus, then why not use video games to attract people who might otherwise not come?
who says church has to be boring?
If it teaches the word of God, and if Jesus is the focus, then why not use video games to attract people who might otherwise not come?
who says church has to be boring?
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