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Baster

A shorted version of Bastard, originally due to a spelling error due Dyslexics. only used in west end glasgow.
Willy is such a baster for calling toni a plantain face!

That baster Willy called me a plantain face?!

Actually that baster also said you had fanny features

ohhh, im gunna kill that baster!!!

oh my goodness whats this,

what a baster, there is jizzim everywhere!!
by AM DAN March 26, 2008
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Bipster

A bipster is a combination of a biddy and a hipster and she combines the best of both worlds. A bipster is as promiscuous as she is pretentious. Her style mixes elements of both hipster and biddy, such as leggings with flannel. Some social theorists claim that the bipster is in fact hipper than a traditional hipster since the bipster is such a rare form of hipster.
Dude look at that bipster I hooked up with last night. Her floral mini dress and doc martens are awesome!
by paperrachel February 20, 2011
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Tokyo Sand Blaster

When a girl is eating sushi and you come up and slap her with your dirt covered penis.
When we were eating at the Japan Garden I gave my girl friend the Tokyo sand blaster.
by Red haired white freak November 11, 2010
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turkey baster

When 20-somethin male bangs his friend's super fat mom and fills with little monsters.
"Fat old lady turkey; baster young male"
"Brandon has many times proven to be a turkey baster."
by poly4 August 30, 2013
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ghetto blaster

a turd, log, dump, or other piece of feces close to (but not quite in) the toilet. Must be a full piece of shit; a smear does not qualify as a ghetto blaster. So named because the old WWF wrestler Bad News Brown (the name is meaningful in this context) had a finishing maneuver called "The Ghetto Blaster"; it was a bomb-drop a little off to the side. This alternate definition originated at the College of William & Mary in 1995.
"He was so drunk he left a ghetto blaster on the edge of the toilet seat"
by ghetto blaster August 6, 2006
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Basterd

A stupid schnarfen who has a wide vagina with large ear lobes
Alex is a basterd
by r0zzmatazz April 24, 2010
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Cum Blaster

A girl that cums at least a 1/4 of a gallon and u have ur face in there and u drink some and shoot it in her face
i was fuckin a girl and I cum blasted her
by Matt September 23, 2003
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