douche-baggery

The acts a douche bag performs.

A: Dude, Tyler is such a douche bag. Ask him what he's doing later.

B: Hey Tyler! What douche-baggery are you up to later today?

by braetonfaith May 8, 2010

Yeggar beggar seegan

(n.)A strong agreement or deciding opinion made about a statement or topic.

In revision of The Declaration of Independence, before signing, the document was read aloud for the audience of great men. As the reading came to a close, a resounding and unanimous yeggar beggar seegan could be heard as the congregation realized the work that had been done.

by Editorial Salmon January 9, 2012

Potato Bagger

The antonym of "brown bagger", A potato bagger is a girl that has a nice face, but an unattractive body. A potato bag race involves pulling a potato bag over the majority of your body while trying to hop to a finish line. From this game, evolved the name "Potato Bagger". It suggests that a girl with an unattractive body but a decent face should consider wearing a potato bag over her body while only revealing her face.

Tom: "Did you see the new girl they hired?"
Jim: "Yeah, she's definitely a potato bagger."

by Spaghetti Batman April 23, 2013

Every bugger and sundry

When one is referring to literally everyone and more

You would give your pussy to every bugger and sundry like it's going out of fashion

by Buggerme January 26, 2017

The bigger the asshole the bigger the burrito

Once you eat a big ass burrito with beans and shit you’re going to take a fat ass shit only cuz we’re rich. But it means you have a big asshole. We’re rich as fuck it doesn’t even matter. I’m actually going to throw up in your car. I can’t wait to take a fat shit. I’m rich as hell.

I’m rich aka the bigger the asshole the bigger the burrito. Touchdown. Imma be rich as hell

by Alexissena123 November 8, 2019

Rough Bagger

When something just isn’t good and shit is absolutely going brutal.

“Dude you just killed me in fantasy.”
“That’s a rough bagger”

by shittrade January 25, 2021

Milk-Bagger

Someone who puts their jug of milk in a plastic bag instead of using the handle the jug comes with.

Cashier: *rings up the milk* are you a Milk-Bagger
Customer *surprise Pikachu face*
Cashier: do you put your jug of milk you bought here in a (insert grocery store name) bag.

by Minnesotaman18 October 11, 2021