beckeresque

Having properties similar to Becker, such as:
1. being obsessed with the military
2. being anal about stupid things
3. trying to run every group your a part of like a dictator
4. craving neil's balls on at least a subconscious level
5. getting ridiculously angry for no reason

Charlie, those secret service glasses make you look beckeresque, take them off before I hit you.

by n/ A February 4, 2007

Kate Beckinsale

A hot English (I think) actress who for some reason chooses to be in shitty movies who married a fine ass director. All I know is that she was in Van Helsing , underworld 1 & 2(oddly enough she was not in 3, however). The only so so movie I saw of hers was when she had a supporting role in the aviator and I heard she was in the last days of disco, which I haven't seen yet. She also got punk'd and seems cool I guess.

Kate Beckinsale is the the polar opposite of Kate Winslet, who chooses her roles based on substance, not on $.
Theres a reason one has Oscars, and the other doesnt... JS

by Sheknowsthistoo September 12, 2009

backorder

The feeling of a dick up your ass from a presumably reputable, albeit asshole, company that doesn't care for the blue-collar working class. Depending on the demand for the product and their mood on that day, they can decide to postpone the back-order from a week to several months.

Damn, Gibson backordered my guitar another four fucking months. Looks like I can't do anything but accept it and wait.

by Korpiklaani Drinking Songs July 9, 2011

beck

a rich North London jew with too much cash rinses it on designer clothes, going to shitty bars that play shit music and generally don't boom-klak

usually have a car bought for them by their parents.

they like to fug thier jewfro friends but they don't be fuggin

tamara is such a beck, she buys all her clothes on ebay

I'm not a beck, I pay for my petrol

by EON (-||-) December 25, 2004

How very Glenn Beck of you

coined from a political comedy video "Rise of the Stupids" and "The Stupid Virus," someone who is trying to throw shit in your face...

Crazy Lady: Obama aint no American, he's one of them illegal aliens...
Girl: Stop trying to throw shit in our face Crazy Lady
Boy: How very Glenn Beck of you...

by oxshaunixo July 8, 2010

DAVID BECKHAM

the fittest man on the planet!
he is soooo sexy!

he is sooo fit and he is a great footballer with a great body... yes it IS david beckham!! mmmmmmmmmm!! yummie!

by GIRL March 14, 2005

Becho

A quality ship that some toxic Bellarker bitches will not destroy. They met in a cage and grew in fucking chemistry from there, the only better ship is def Murphamy lol.

These toxic bellarkers are so pissed about Becho, they’d actually be willing to ruin an actor’s career.

by The Tea Spiller January 8, 2019