Mr. Jones's Sunday Brunch

An act occurring during oral sex when one partner eats the other partner's asshole out while the partner receiving oral sex drops a deuce (shits) in the ass licker's mouth, usually in a surprising manner.

The one thing bad about my girlfriend is her strange fetish for performing oral sex on my rectum. So to catch her off guard, I gave her a fat Mr. Jones's Sunday Brunch.

by funnywordsgivemeboners1 January 5, 2011

Dutch Brunch

When you eat breakfast at a diner at 11:30, then when the clock strikes 12, you ask for a menu and order lunch. Only the realm of true professionals.

Me and my man ran a marathon, and then ate a Dutch Brunch. Except we didn't run a marathon.

by amannamedabadname March 14, 2010

bunchies

Bunchies is a greenish Llama Bean that hops up and down. he is humorous to watch and never seems to grow tired of this incessant hopping. His given name is Leonard Swashbuckle.

Bouncy Green happy llama bean. Bunchies.

by MJ_Kay July 30, 2006

brady bunch

The two-time Super Bowl Champion New England Patriots, led by quarterback Tom Brady

I predict it will be the Bears and the Brady Bunch in the 2007 Super Bowl.

by Woody Thomas January 22, 2007

Brunch

It means irritated buthole. It comes from crunch, but the C is changed to a B from buthole. French people like to lick irritated butholes so they called their lunch 'brunch'.

"I went to the toilet and now I have a brunch!!" or "Some Frenchman licked my brunch and it was great!"

by PoolseSchilder November 6, 2011

brunchie

To go "brunching" or "brunchie" is another way to say your getting high or that your about to smoke a fat blunt. Just another word to hide the fact that your smoking. You could ask someone to go to brunch tomorrow and your mom wouldn't know what you're talking about.

Mariam and Annie went brunching this weekend!

Want to brunch?

Lets brunchie!

Do you want to go to brunch(ie) tomorrow?

by A-town playa October 28, 2006

blunch

A Blunch is a "Surfer Dude" "Emo Kid" "Preppy Kid" or a "Skater Boy" that usually speaks with the stereotipical surfer talk.
Blunches usually have the long, shoulder length hair: Common hair color is blond, sometimes brown.
Blunches usually tend to think they are "HOT SHIT" ( Cool, Better than everyone else. )

A noun

Surfer kid : Hey bra

Normal Kid : Lets go to BLUNCH!!! AHHHHH!!!!!!! <- How you would use it.

by David Gnzo October 19, 2006