Glazed basket 

Someone who sleeps around such as a woman who has had sex with many guys.

You don't wanna mess with her. She's a glazed basket.

Glazed basket by outoftouch December 30, 2009

Taco Basket 

Euphemism for thong or underwear.

This taco basket is really comfy.
Man! I just got the most awesome taco basket!

Taco Basket by Frowler December 17, 2010

chong basket 

1. a woman's vagina. 2. a woman who indulges in multiple sex partners. 3. a woman who steals another's boyfriend.

1. When the cheerleader did a cartwheel we all saw her chong basket. 2/3. There is a STD epidemic in our town because Mary is such a chong basket.

chong basket by Bortas January 15, 2011

Story Basket 

The place where pointless stories go. If some tells you a boring, pointless story, put your arms in a circle and tell them to put the story in the story basket, a.k.a. the trash.

Friend: One time I went to the store and bought a coke.
You: And...
Friend: That was it...
You: Put it in the story basket. smh

Story Basket by itisme543 December 29, 2011

Flank Basket 

A term widely used to describe a gentleman or lady's undercarriage, especially if said undercarriage resembles a cut of venison.

You, Sir, are a flank basket to the highest degree!
Stop wiggling your flank basket in front of me.

Remove your flank basket from the vicinity!
Wrap your flank basket for added protection.

Flank Basket by FlankBaskets December 11, 2013

Chuckwalla Basket Toss 

When you grab hold of the flaps of skin that are left after your wife lost a shit ton of weight and she squeals like a banshee. Don't let her the fuck go. Use the extra skin as a barrier between you and your fat fucking wife.

I gave my wife the good ol' Chuckwalla Basket Toss last night.

Chuckwalla Basket Toss by Meatball78 September 1, 2014

Longaberger Basket 

A white girl with cornrows

That longaberger basket needs her braids redone.

Longaberger Basket by Mmmcunty November 17, 2015