The Bantick

That one history teacher whos head shines bright like a diamond, also hes a tad short

You would make Rihanna proud, The Bantick

by Hey boo bear June 3, 2025

Orgy baptism

It’s like soggy biscuit but you don’t gotta eat it

Can me and the boys give give you a orgy baptism

by Phat Sausage June 4, 2025

Reverse Baptism

Reverse Baptism (noun)
The tragic moment during post-poop cleanup when your overly generous length of toilet paper dips into the toilet bowl, soaks up the dark waters, and slaps your thigh with the vengeance of a thousand sins.

Bro, I went to wipe and got hit with a full reverse baptism. I need therapy.

by Pete Heski June 19, 2025

Gay baptism

When it’s your first time having a man dump his cum on your face and you like it. The holy waters make you a born again gayboi✌️😌

“Hey how did you realise you were gay?”
“To be honest bro it was my gay baptism- the holy water took my soul and hole to a new place”

by Meanqueen August 11, 2025

Pink baptism

The step by step guide to turn into a diva.

Step 1. Dye your hair pink
Step 2. Dye your face pink
Step 3. Dye your body pink
CLOCK ITTT

"After this mental breakdown im ready for my Pink baptism"

"Omggg diva downnnn"

"SHE READY PURRR"

by aleyo September 9, 2025

Filthy Baptism

Filthy Baptism

She had me in her mouth, but just at the last moment I withdrew and gave her a filthy baptism.

by Darren and Cath November 13, 2025

Secondary Baptism

When, while showering, you can smell the horrid stench leaving you

After that secondary baptism I’m never skipping deodorant ever again

by Sp33D King December 4, 2025