Baker

Bakers tend to have very small pps. Stay away if you’re looking for a stable, reliable relationship.

Girl 1: oh who are you dating?
Girl 2: Baker. I think I’m going to break up with him *🤏🏻*

by Babysharkdododododo April 27, 2020

Eren baker

A guy who makes bread and says "tatakae... tatakae..."

Eren baker: hey want some bread?
You: no I'm okay.
Eren baker: tatakae... tatakae
You: eren jeager?
EREN BAKER

by Z14 February 2, 2022

Faith Baker

Good neighbor

Hey faith baker you god of a neighbor.

by Musical41111 July 18, 2020

12 Beer Baker

To get outrageously intoxicated before making a decision with potentially drastic consequences.

"Broooo... What did you do to your hair?"
"Yeah, I had a bit of a 12 Beer Baker moment last night..."

"I want to sell my car. I'm going to ask the internet what it's worth"
"Man, are you sure that's not a 12 Beer Baker decision?"

by Jm@c1989 August 11, 2021

Shirley Baker

The sex act where after months of her boyfriend trying to persuade her the woman finally agrees to anal, walks out of the room and comes back with an 8 inch strapon

“Poor Roger Mayne’s missus did the Shirley Baker on him the other day, fucker still can’t walk without wincing”

by DefinitionGuy666 January 12, 2020

Baker's Dozen

A sex act that is usually performed between at least 13 people.
Each participant gets completely naked and throws cake ingredients (milk, eggs, sugar, butter, etc.) at each other before turning up the temperature of the room and engaging in rough sexual intercourse.

Steven: "Hey, man, do you wanna come over tonight? We're throwing a Baker's Dozen. Annie and Carl will be there."

Paul: "Sounds like fun, I'll be right over."

by MaybeOodles October 9, 2022

Hal Baker

A man who enjoys a good job as a top celebrity chef, but suffers from poor self masturbation. He usually gains help from a sibling or parent/guardian to finish the process of masturbation for him, up to the point of orgasm.

"He sure is a great cook but I've heard Johnny is a... Hal Baker."

by JackSimmons6754 December 30, 2011