swagger bowl

a place where people who have alot of swag are allowed to be, hang out, people with no swag are not allowed to be and get to hang out at the loser bowl! also there is very limited room at the swagger bowl

- there is no room for julia at the swagger bowl

-u gotta have swag to be at the swagger bowl

-urkel and carlton are welcome to the swagger bowl

-Rebecca Black is not welcome to the swagger bowl AND NEVER WILL BE!

by stormyeatsclouds August 17, 2011

Mud bowl

The fine art of shatting a toilet so explosively that the bowl is covered in mud. A direct result of a serious case of mud butt!

Elizabeth is now prohibitted from using our bathroom when she comes over because she always leaves the mud bowl. That bitch needs to lay off the sauce cause she is blowing up our toilet with her nasty ass!

by the Square Gang April 14, 2008

Greasing the bowl

The first flush you should give a toilet that hasn't been used in a while. Not necessary when peeing, but should be utilized to wet a dry bowl before spitting mud to help prevent poo streaks or chunky cling-ons.

Before we pinch a loaf we should be greasing the bowl.

by RicklessPI March 26, 2009

bowl of rights

An implement used to smoke Marijuana that is filled half with cannabis and half with a shredded legal document.

"Nay, apothecary, I think I shall go home and smoke a bowl of rights!" - Thomas Jefferson

by mattdavey July 13, 2007

Bowl Dip

When you're too cheap to buy wet wipes but you know your butt will need major cleaning so you dip your toilet paper in the toilet water preemptively.

I ate 3 burritos earlier today so I did a bowl dip.

by Quakadilly December 15, 2014

bowl in one

A feat only quick poopers can achieve, the bowl in one is when you flush the toilet -before- you sit on it and quickly shit right as the water is being flushed so the shit travels with it down the pipe.

Guy 1: "Dude how the fuck do you take shits so quickly?"
Guy 2: "I actually trained for my asshole for 3 years in the mountains to be able to shit so quickly that I could make a bowl in one."
Guy 1: "Why the fuck am I friends with you?"

by Rookus January 8, 2016

Cereal bowl

The act of making a bowl of cereal inside of a girl's vagina and then proceeding to eat it out. Using a spoon is optional.

Wow, I must have put on at least 3 pounds last night after I continuously cereal bowl'd Ally.

by Sherk June 19, 2014