trent baker

A person who makes you feel extremely jealous by his intelligence, humor, good looks, and HUGE COCK. All the girls want him, all the guys want to be him
"You're limping, what happened?"
"I fucked Trent Baker last night"
by D Drizzle raises the hizzle November 16, 2017
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Bakers-ache

Kneading or applying too much hand action on a soft loaf
I had way to much razzle dazzle last night so I gave myself the bakers-ache when I got home
by Cheezlz September 07, 2022
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Conner Baker

The guy everyone likes but the one I love but he won’t notice
Everyone: Hey looker it’s Conner Baker
Conner Baker: Hey
by TheDorky1 December 18, 2021
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ava baker

a noun to use when they do a disgusting act or something vile
ew she just got a train ran on her”
“yeah she’s an ava baker”
by chasemorlockfan69 February 08, 2024
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Nicholson baker

American author and novelist of such books as "room temperature" u and I and vox. Nicholson is somewhat of a gimmickry writer as is evidenced by his novel "vox" a novel About a man who Carries on a sexual relationship with a phone sex operator in the pre internet early 90s. In some ways similar to spike jones more recent movie "her"where a guy falls for his os in a digital sense.
Nicholson baker wrote "mezzanine" an app 130 pp novel. About an office workers 30 second ride up an escalator to the mezzanine level of his office building. Novels such as these are what cements Baker's reputation as the master of minutae.
by 4realazitgits April 12, 2021
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Stevie baker

The biggest pedofile looking man in St Albans, hide your children because stevie is about and he might whip you with his pony tail
WARNING don’t go outside stevie baker is about.
by Joy baker January 11, 2020
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Baker's Daughter's Dozen

Thirteen of something plus a sexual favor
I picked up those cookies from my coworker last night and got a baker's daughter's dozen.
by Brophytastic November 23, 2016
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