The Slippery Avocado®

The Slippery Avocado® is when an avocado is a bit wetter than usual ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Also a lesbian sex position ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) that I want to try ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Mm~

Oh yeah~

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Hey Samantha *wink* wanna try The Slippery Avocado® with me? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

by xxthatoneweirdgirlxx May 9, 2018

Four Websites Of The Apocalypse

The four websites that can scar you within moments of being on the site. They have the ability to twist your mind enough to make you think the world is ending. They are as follows:
Meatspin.com
Bloodshows.com
Chatroulette.com
Clubpenguin.com

Guy 1: I just visited the Four Websites of the Apocalypse.
Guy 2: So you're gay?
Guy 1: Fuck off.
Anthony: I'm ginger.

by LastRoflchopter August 6, 2010

avocado slut

An avocado slut is a female or male who has a lot of anal sex. The missing spot after the pit is taken out looks like a butthole, this is the purpose for calling someone an avocado slut.

"I hit that from behind last night"

"Bro she's such an avocado slut!!"

by Yoncéswag21 September 18, 2015

Apocalypto

Exclaimed when something looks like the beginning of the Apocalypse.

Holy apocalypto!! She actually brought you a coffee. OR Holy apocalypto!! The zombies are getting closer!!

by wrenbee November 10, 2011

The Apocalypse

Male puts both fists together, and puts them out in front of him. As his fists make their way to the woman's vagina, the male begins singing " DUN DUN DUN DUN, DUN DUN DUN DUN" dramatically.

"Mason pulled The Apocalypse on Kenzie last night!"
"DAMN. I bet her pussy be REAL big now"

by Arnie J. June 7, 2007

avacado

An interjection when two people are talking that helps the non-speaker (person B) remember something they want to say while the speaker (person A) is talking. When person A is done speaking they say "avacado", thus reminding person B that they had something to say.

Person A: "....so the other night we were watching American Idol and Ellen was so..."

Person B: <interjects> "avacado"

Person A: "...good at judging I mean she was like part Simon, part Paula. Avacado."

Person B: The other day I meant to tell you we went to see that movie we were talking about.

by pghjenn February 9, 2010

AVAcado

An incredibly rare species, recently spotted with snazzy blue braces, maybe a failed attempt at a mating call. An all around beam & your daily source of memes. Also your average snapchat spammer, and a good therapist to talk to about your problems.

“On this fine Sunday morning, I woke up to several snapchat notifications. Must be AVAcado.”

by MAILABITCH February 20, 2018