Achiamah

Pretty cool

Dang, I wish my name was Achiamah!
Look! There goes Achiamah!

by Rose710 May 2, 2018

Accident

When you wet your bed or craps your pants

I have to wash my sheets because I had an accident last night

by Lipstick lez January 23, 2018

Accipurpose

When it’s on accident but you wanted to do it in the first place.

I fouled her on accipurpose because she elbowed me.

by TMA January 26, 2018

accidentactical

When you’re fuck up actually solves an unrelated problem.

“My housemate left the oven on all day yesterday, could’ve burned the house down! Luckily for him, the rat that lives under the oven ended up diving into the bin, and we were able to release it into the streets! It was accidentactical!”

by RatHunter 🐀 May 29, 2018

accidental reverse blumpkin

A female is sitting on the toilet as her male lover is exiting the shower that she had occupied only moments ago. She had a turtle head poking its unruly neck out due to the deep dicking she had received in the shower prior to this. As the male passes the female she gobbles down his penis in the heat of passion they were still clearly still in. This is something that is in general unplanned and considered highly taboo. However, the two people had in fact not only been in the act of the reverse blumpkin but, had done so accidentally. Hence the accidental reverse blumpkin. The two never spoke of it again. Both feeling ashamed of committing such a perverted act.

I bet they didn't see that accidental reverse blumpkin coming before they hopped in the shower like a couple of wild dogs in heat. Its ok, Jesus still loves them....

by madmike135 July 30, 2018

Accidental Dig

When you wipe your butt a little to aggressively and your finger digs through the paper and causes pain.

Man, I was on the shitter and had an accidental dig. Now my butthole hurts.

by Tanner mcmuffin August 10, 2018

Accidental Jerk

One who's personality lends itself to being bullish or blunt without considering the feelings of others. Initially, this type of person has no idea that others see him/her as a jerk due to obliviousness.

I really thought I was just providing my coworker pertinent information, but then I thought about the way I said it. I'm pretty sure I was an accidental jerk.

by WhiskyNick September 14, 2018