A slightly overweight child, who is approximately 4 feet tall. Has the worst hairline in all the seaven seas, and is a virgin.
by YourMasterAndGod October 26, 2016

A miserably boorish dolt and a narcissistic flea-infested proof that test tube experiments can go horribly wrong.
by maxwalker June 21, 2017

Corey is someone who will come into your life when you least expect it. He will take you by surprise. You won’t mean to fall in love with him but it’ll be the best decision you ever make. Life before you meet Corey will seem empty now that you know him. He will always know exactly what to say to make you laugh when you need a pick me up. He is a great kisser and gives the most amazing hugs. You feel safe in his arms and in his presence. He will give you all of his hoodies. He smells like fall and fresh laundry. And his hearing his laugh is like listening to a Christmas song you love. His voice will be your favorite sound. And ever so quickly he will become the only thing that matters to you. He will become everything to you. Never let him go :)
Girl 1: Damn did you know she’s dating a corey?!
Girl 2: Man she’s so lucky. She better keep him forever.
Girl 2: Man she’s so lucky. She better keep him forever.
by Ayeaislynn September 3, 2021

by Wybraniec Kurwa November 4, 2019

Someone who is dumb as can get. It’s really funny cause they will do anything you bet them to do. Sometimes he wants to fuck
by JOMMYJHONSON June 14, 2019

by andy_get_gotted January 30, 2019
