Snack and Jack

When you get to work and all there is for you to do is, snack on food and jack off.

I just plan to snack and jack today.

by Themopshot August 22, 2018

Bernie Snack

Someone who is being a real fucking asshole and eating up all the snacks

You’re being a real Bernie Snack right now, man.

by Jonbrunnerlol June 15, 2018

Scooby Snacks

The small chunks of fecal matter accidentally ingested while eating ass.

Tyler: "Dude, how was your hook-up with Brittany?"
Marc: "It was terrible bro, I was eating her ass and I kept getting Scooby Snacks stuck in my teeth!"

by Dr. Michael Degen May 18, 2016

Goose Snack

When you get the sloppiest of toppiest

You last night I got the Goose Snack! It was epic

by Goose Snack November 3, 2021

cheap snack

A girl or guy that is a whore

All the girls at this school are cheap snacks.

by Big Kobe June 21, 2017

snack hole

A munchies-like state, when somebody is so high (generally when fully zooted), where only they and the food they're eating exists. Bliss.

I was so deep in the snack hole, an entire bag of Cheetos disappeared in an instant, in all their cheesy crunchy goodness.

by bananaskineater March 24, 2021

Snack Jam

Pinning a snack bag against a cabinet's interior to seal the air out. Usually done in a shortage of chip clips.

Roommate 1: Bro, were out of chip clips.

Roommate 2: God damn it Carl just snack jam it.

by loloctopus February 14, 2013