carpet snacking

When your toddler throws his goddamn food all over the carpet and then constantly comes back to it in order to snack on old, hair covered food.
My kid has had several bad shits today, but I cannot tell if it is from teething or from all his carpet snacking.
by trace brock January 11, 2019
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Snack and Jack

When you get to work and all there is for you to do is, snack on food and jack off.
by Themopshot August 23, 2018
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pedo snacks

When your favorite restaurant is found out to be owned by your friendly neighborhood child molester.
Mmmm, Mmmm, Mmm these pedo snacks.
by SpreadThemCheeks May 20, 2017
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spooky snack

Someone that eats you out , then ghosts you.
Let me eat you out. And then ghost you. A Spooky Snack.
by Wadadummi July 08, 2021
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Courtney snack

Courtney snack is someone with daddy and or mommy issues most likely in the closet, we see you sweetie.
by Unfortunately101 June 25, 2021
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Dick Snacking

She was out by the dumpster sucking on her third cock from the same bar.
"Damn, that some quality dick snacking."
by Fruity Chalfont April 15, 2015
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Slum Snack

A type of snack that is considered a last resort. When all the good snacks are gone, you are forced to fill your appetite with only slum snacks.

Slum: Verb, \"sləm"\ to go somewhere or do something that might be considered beneath one's station —sometimes used with it
Snack: Noun, \ ˈsnak \; a light meal : food eaten between regular meals
Johnny looked into the cupboard when he was hungry and to his dismay, found nothing but slum snacks.
by JOvan_Jabbari24 May 14, 2020
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