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Bong Gobbler

A definite causative link between smoking out of a bong literally daily while just out right givin that thing the Gluck Gluck 10k during/ after initial rip. Typically performed right at the base of the mouth peace to unimaginable depths relative to throat circumference and length. Yes you heard that right a 10k!! bullous lung disease is to be determined.. However, homosexuality is imminent. It’s important to note the term was coined after popular debut of BRS KASH single: “throat baby” despite seeing more & more Bong Gobblers throughout select communities, this activity is not gaining much if any popularity in the smokers community or on our beloved TikTok. Chances are this action will not slide in your plugs garage sesh or on that next hiking trip to x loan 2/3
I don’t know about Jake man ever since Stacy moved to Texas State he’s been buying a lot of bongs! I mean a ton. His Twitter bio now says Bong Gobbler
by Nickytan06 August 13, 2021
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Wang gobbler

Someone that gobbles wangs excessively; typically used more frequently around thanksgiving time
Man, Conn sure is being a Wang Gobbler this Thanksgiving
by Wangster78910 April 20, 2018
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Windy Gobbler

When you are eating a woman out, she queefs and it tickles your chin hair.
Bro, I was totally eating that tinder hoe out last night and she windy gobblered me.
by Th3OriginalOn3 June 23, 2018
mugGet the Windy Gobblermug.

Gobbler

A sloppy fast blowjob very similar to those found in porn. Also could be another term for hookers.
She really likes the cock she just gobbles it up... Shes a Gobbler!

I paid the local Gobbler to swallow my load.
by High coyote November 24, 2017
mugGet the Gobblermug.

Cock gobbler

Someone who consumes dick at an alarming rate and also only eats dick shaped foods like a little whore.
by Clifford the big red asshole January 7, 2022
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Sloppy Gobbler

When a rock climber's hand slips from a sloper (sloping handhold) causing a fall.
I nearly got that route but the sloppy gobbler got me on the krux.
I was just gobbled off by that sloper.
by Boulderman December 9, 2014
mugGet the Sloppy Gobblermug.

Gobbler touchdown

When a gobbler does a running jump like football to intercept a dick going into someone's mouth and take it deep into his gagless throat hole
That man whore sure knows how to score a gobbler touchdown
by Twist his dick November 21, 2023
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